(in the tune of 'The Christmas Song' ) Chestnuts roasting over a dog on fire. (he looked at the dog while singing, lol)

My opinion is that of what you seek from other is that what is not that is needed for what is found within something or other of something....

Attack, Gingermans!

Spoon says, "I'm a little orange around the edges."
Hubby, in a British accent, says, "You're a little orange around the edges?"

(try saying it out loud or in your head, it sounds funny :P )

Spoon says, "Windows."
Hubby says, "What's wrong with your nose?"

When I die, I want you to throw my calculator at the business people.

Goose! .... No wait, that's a squirrel.

I have to get a hair cut.... Now the question is: which hair should I cut?

It may be pms food, but I am Man-m-s-ing. (about wanting more lava cake than me)

(singing) Tra la la! It's a taquito!